Fluorescent Adolescent

I dare you all to look at my blog header for at least a minute without being disgusted, going ‘wtf Marc’ or developing homophobic inclinations. :P

Welll I wanted my new blog title to be Fluorescent Adolescent so I chose a, surprise surprise!, yaoi picture cuz I’M HORNY LIKE THAT -fapfapfap-

Right.

School’s a bore (like as if I have been attending regularly LOL.) Well yeah but I usually stay in the library. I just hate my class :/ They’re selfish, self-centred bigots with no sensitivity at all. Yeah, not a very fair stereotype because there have been some that have showed genuine concern for me but mehh.

After all, I AM a misanthrope.

CNY’s coming along, I’m not looking forward to it :/ I’m only looking forward to the holidays, not the money or the bai nian (LOL JALAN RAYA CINA) part. ‘Cuz my relatives will usually picspam everywhere when I’m so darn fricking UGLY. Heh.

Other than that.. not really much to say :3 Ciaooo then

 

Idiot, Go Home!

I started watching Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu (Idiots, Tests and Summoned Beings) the other night, mainly because I chanced upon it on animefreak.tv, and it was under Comedy so what the heck :P.

It’s art style, animation and heck, everything about it from the look to the OP, it reminds me strongly of Super Paper Mario (<3), and that's one of the reasons I love it. XD. Hideyoshi's my favourite character, what a sofa king pretty bishonen, plus he shows up in random girl clothing throughout the show XD

It's currently ongoing so only up til the 5th episode is subbed and released to the Internet, I recommend it for people who want to have a light and upbeat anime rather than watching something dark like Higurashi or Umineko.

Other than that, I've begun thinking what would happen if I met the awesome people I met online. XD Epicnezz.

 

(The morning won’t come anymore)

It’s kinda funny, really.

I know people who would commit suicide over something trivial, I know a person who keep moping about stupid problems like not doing well in studies (go study and stop moping), not having enough money (go save money and stop moping), not having that one guy you love (stop dreaming and stop moping, bitch) and shit like that, and proclaiming that she should have never been born. I know people who would give their lives up over a simple screw up.

If you don’t want them, give them to me. I fought for my life when I was young. I lost my ’soulmate’ (not really soulmate anymore eh? Funny.) because I’m sofa king annoying and probably irritated the fuck out of her so much that there’s a 3/4 chance that she hates me right about now, I could drop dead any time soon, according to the doctor, I haven’t been to school for a month because of a stupid reason and I’m going through worse shit than you will EVER go through.

Yet, I still can smile and say that it’s gonna be alright.

It could be cowardice or indifference on my part though, or I’m just bottling shit up, whatever. I’m not saying that its not okay to be upset about your problems but really? Grow a little backbone alright?

In other news.. wait there isn’t any other news. I have been glorifying myself and a few of my friends too much lately that I’ve begun to forgot we’re just normal humans. >_>

And I’ve been using Japanese to cover up any English words that I don’t know how to say, shit, I’m being less fluent in the English language GOD FORBIDDDDD.

Heheheh and I’d like you all to meet my manslag, Katie, she is a vry good manslag k. Mmm <3 -stroke ear- /pedo

 

Who wants to sleep in a city that never wakes up?

When I lose something I always try to ignore it and substitute it with other things, but in the end it doesn’t work and it ends up hurting me more.

Yeah, 1st stupid emotional fucking idiotic blog post of this fucking year. And I thought all my problems were gone with 2009.

Sometimes I glorify myself too much until I delude myself from realising that I’m no better than an average human. But fuck it, other people HAVE to be worse than me right?

Meh.

 

Mardy Bum

Only until the last fish has been caught
Only until the last river has been poisoned
Only until the last tree has been felled
Only then will they realize that money cannot be eaten.

 

It’s an endless corridor

School sucks. It makes me remember what murderous intent feels like :c

But I finished Ayden’s concept yaaaay 8D

Tag I stole from Anne-baka:

Summarize 10 of your fandoms in one sentence, then see who on your friends list can guess each fandom. (RULES ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN.)

Lucky Star – Guessed by Anne-baka
1. A slice of life featuring a girls with wacky hair colours. Many anime archetypes are used.

2. Focusing on the supernatural, a pair of unlucky girls must find their way out of a haunted village and the clutches of the world’s biggest sister complex… armed only with a camera.

3. The deaths of 17 (+X) people. All because a witch was bored. Features loli girls representing the Seven Deadly Sins, a witch with a name that’s associated with wine and another witch with Greek numerals for a name.

Ouran High School Host Club – Guessed by Anne-baka
4. “Real men can’t be hurt by water.”

The Melancholy of dlfkjsldkis Suzumiya – Guessed by Anne-baka
5. ” — BEEEEAMU”

6. An 18 year old boy gets forced to move in with his brother’s friend, resulting in a very weird relationship.

7. A girl breaks a camera and injures a man inside a haunted school and got hired to temporarily replace the injured man. She finds out that she has special ESP powers after that.

Cardcaptor Sakura – Guessed by Anne-baka (FFF)
8. Girl in different lolita outfits, going around chasing after cards.

9. 1000 years of seeing your friends kill each other and yourself getting killed again and again, isn’t that a pain? This because of a blonde bitch >:U. At least you got God on your side eh?

Pokemon – Guessed by Anne-baka (Lol I’m so mature 8D)
10. I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST.

 

Crack Feeling

Eh XD I had another weird dream before I woke up.

I went to hell D: (and since this is supposedly a continuation of my last dream.. I went to hell because I insulted Twilight) and before our souls could get judged, we had to go through our individual challenges, and each of them based on our worst fear.

You could tell I did not want to do it.

My individual challenge was to go through Ju On’s events in real life, and I was allowed to bring a friend so I brought Vivi* along.

I was hugging Vivi’s arm tightly as we walked through the hospital area, with a flashlight in my hand. We entered a hallway and there was an exit next to the lounge/waiting area, and a lighted room (presumably the pharmacy) with zombies in it, and they were singing “Top of The World” (you know, that song that went “I’m on the~ Top of the world looking down at creations and the only inspiraton I can find~). And they all looked like my cousins, aunts and uncles. o_o

Vivi and I made a dash for the exit but it closed itself, and Kayako’s croaking could be heard. I turned around and Kayako was bashing her face into mine, so I took the flashlight and whacked her head a coupla times and she fainted. XD Vivi went into the pharmacy to take the key to the exit, but suddenly the zombies (from singing random songs to becoming real zombies) attacked us. We managed to kill some by making our hands into imaginary guns and shooting them, but we ran out the exit, with the zombies still chasing us, into a crowded mall.

We ran and ran and Micha* jumped into the mall though its glass ceiling and tells us to go to the top level. Suddenly, Satoko from Higurashi ran past us and made Vivi fall, and when we looked back the zombies were on our trail. We ran, following Satoko to the top level where we saw Satoshi (her brother) walking down an escalator that’s going up o_o He was stuck in position cuz he was walking down and Satoko ran up the escalator. We tried going there but Satoshi gave us a dirty look, so we went up using the stairs instead.

When we reached the top, it was a grand mansion. The skies were purple and the trees were blue. (How in hell that fit into a mall is beyond me), and it reminded me of Heaven (as portrayed by The Simpsons Game).

Vivi and I walked and we bumped into three of my good friends from school, Izzati, Nurina and Slashy*, and told me this was the place where our souls were to be judged, and we were judged in groups. So I joined them and Vivi rose into the sky, presumably to Heaven where she belonged. Apparently, our “judgement” was something that had to do with drama, and Niko*, bumped into me and I hugged him and said “Drama club, do not steal him from me.” Satan then walked by and I heard him mumblind something about Niko being the Cheshire Cat and me being Alice o_o Wth

We were discussing and crapping around when some guy in a black suit came out, telling us to line up to go into the convention hall. We sat behind a blue tree and I commented that their ‘lining up’ was all the groups sit in random places. We crapped and waited around before it was our turn.

We went in, and it was just like any convention hall, and sun was shining through the glass windows. We walked towards a place with tables and chairs, and there were two people from my class already seated, Herny and that China girl that transferred. We sat down and Niko suddenly got up and walked away, and when I chased after him he turned around and started hugging me o_o. I hugged him back and he kissed me. ._.

So the rest behind saw this, and went “woooo!” and I went back, saying “I got balls to do that in a public place”.

The guy in the black suit came back and gave us a piece of blank paper and colour pencils. I kept searching for my pack when I saw Herny using them, and that they were all broken (and yes, it was that 48 pack of colour pencils Faber Castell one, the ones we had to use for Art in school) and I complained about it.

And then I woke up.

Wth man.

 

Don’t Cry

Because I’m feeling very violent today, my favourite scene from Higurashi no Naku Koro ni.

 

Antiseptic Stink

This made me chuckle.

http://failblog.org/2010/01/10/avatar-plot-fail/

Also known as the biggest ‘fuck you’ to those people who thought Avatar (that film with the blue people things which I thought were ripoffs of the Draenai of WoW) was ‘the mostest originalest film EVUR!!1!’

And no, I do not hate Avatar.

Also,

My favouritest (lol) anime OP everrrr 8D

 

How NOT To Be a Writer: Twilight

Okay, so everyone knows how much I hate Twilight, right? Right. Now you might wonder WHY I hate it, resulting in this rant below. :D

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Twilight?. It’s an insult to an aspiring writer like me. Even though I admit I do not write as good as, say, S.D. Perry or Stephen King, I actually know when something is bullshit. And Twilight is on the top of the list.

Twilight in a nutshell:
Bella meets Edward in school. Edward finds her irresistible. He saves her from a car. (which, btw, 50 POINTS FOR ALMOST KILLING THE MARY SUE). Stalks her. Watches her while she sleeps.

The most logical decision for that darn Mary Sue?

Fall in love with Edward. So basically its like a “OMG STAY AWAY FROM ME” to “I LOVE YOU~~” to “LETS BE TOGETHER FOREVER”.

Dumb dumb dumb storyline.
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I know I haven’t read Twilight, or the whole stupid series for that matter, and Twitards would probably bash me “YOU HAVENT READ THE AWSUM BOOK LOL U CANT BASH IT LOLOL” but seriously? Twilight doesn’t even NEED to be read before someone bashes it. TT

Creative? Are you kidding me? Pssh. Girl-falls-in-love-with-mythical-creature-but-cannot. So Beauty and the Beast. Rip-off much?

It is full of thesaurus rape (i.e. abusing the thesaurus to cover up her lack of vocabulary) and not only that, it reeks of purple prose. To be frank, purple prose is well, prose that (no, not purple) is too flowery and ‘bombastic’ for its own good. Big words littered everywhere. Scintillating arms. Incandescent chest. WTF? And that ONLY to describe Edward. Don’t you think that’s a little too much?

Purple prose, in my opinion, should only be used in exams to score (OH CRAP once some English teacher reads this he/she’s gonna penalise me if I use it LOL) unless you’re going for some big international writing competition-esque event thing, but whatever, the point is, Twilight is full of it.

Now, on to the characters.
Bella Swan:
Basically? A Mary Sue. Doesn’t a new girl at school get bullied for a period of time after she transfers? Why does she fit in right away? Why is she so perfect and flawless? (Well, except for her lack of a brain). Plus, why is she described so sparsely? Reason being? Stephenie Meyer (not only shaping Bella after her), designed Bella so that any girl can slip into her position in the story. To fantasise about being in the story itself. Being in love with some perfect vam- I mean fairy, to be loved heavily, to be involved with whatever crap Bella got herself into. TT Uhg. Seriously?

Edward Cullen:
GOD. Whoever said Edward Cullen was a vampire IS ABSOLUTELY BLIND. PLEASE, EVEN I’M MORE SAVAGE THAN HIM. Sparkles? Seriously? What kind of vampire sparkles in the sun? Answer: none. Edward isn’t a vampire. He’s a man-sized fairy. A real vampire would BURN once its skin gets bathed in sunlight. A real vampire would be Anne Rice’s Lestat de Lioncourt. Now THAT is a vampire. Secondly, he has no personality at all. AT ALL. He’s like a limp piece of fairy-meat with a straight face suddenly falling in love with some commoner. Wow. I, I just have no words for that kind of dumbness.

I don’t bother about the rest of the characters. TT

And the continuations?

New Moon: Bella falls in love with an Animorph (note: Jacob Black is not a werewolf because werewolves can only change during a full moon) when Edward is away. Stupidity ensues.

Eclipse: I don’t bother TT

Breaking Dawn: Bella has sex with Edward. Edward literally tears the bed apart while inseminating Bella with his miracle sperm (hello, he’s undead, his sperm shouldn’t even be living -.-). Bella gets pregnant with mutant undead baby. More stupidity ensues.

Yes.

To end off this rant, Twilight the Series sucks. Sucks. SUCKS. Go read something better like Stephen King or Anne Rice or J.K. Rowling or Cornelia Funke, I DON’T KNOW, just stay away from what’s bad for you kay? I’m just afraid some Twitards would take Twilight as their muse and start a writing career from it. The world can never be saved then.

(Self plug, a good writer would be someone like Carolyn or Vivi or I or all the above authors [except SMeyer, duh] I mentioned. K.)

Thank you. You have wasted your life reading this :D