What? It’s true. I’m a natural seme.

Hmm, I just felt a tremor LOL. I was like “WTF WHY IS MY CHAIR SHAKING” then I realised the lamp was swaying too so I guess it was a tremor.

It’s kinda fun because this is the first time I felt it. XDD I was like walking all woozy around the house shouting to my sister “AHMAHGAD WE’RE GUNNA DAI D:” and then she asked me to shut up and continued to watch tv LOL

Today was well, interesting. During Science we learned about safe sex e_e Mr Goh brought a condom to show us one and naturally there was an uproar, LOL. Kenneth and the others inflated it and showed it to Ms Lazaroo, who exclaimed “OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT” (exact quote btw)

I asked Ms Lazaroo for her number but she wouldn’t give it to me because I said I would spam her inbox XD But she did give it to me in the end.

On to art! I’m currently suffering for artist’s block so there’s nothing to talk about there…

So yeah. Mmhmm.

Love Dealer

Of all the things you can do in a public library, Slashy and I chose to act deranged. But I’ll tell you more about it later.

It was actually fun during school today :D I disturbed Izzati, Mashita, Ju Eun and even Mr Chong!

I went up to Ju Eun and said “EH Ju Eun… -pig noise-. I thought you would understand that.”
I went up to Mashita and sang “YO I TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT…”
I said to Izzati “I dance for you ah. -does Lucky Star dance with music-”
And I went up to Mr Chong “HMPH I DON’T LIKE YOU ANYMORE!”

|D During Geography, Mr Sim was doing a bad job of teaching so Slashy, Chester and I read from our textbooks but we got distracted testing Chester on locations in the world – “CHESTER where’s Aku Avivi? Where’s Melrose Abbey? WHERE’S MY HOUSE?!” – and cursing each other in other languages – “CHESTER PUTAIN DE MERDE! KIMI GA BAKA DESU! ATELA AVELA KAPUT!”.

We even created our own languages. Marcish is spoken with lots of phlegm, Slashian is gibberish and Chesterian is “dot dot dot”. GOD It was so funny trying to speak in my language. XD

So after school I went to hand in the English NPPA to R Johns, and Slashy and I went to Bedok Library. On the way there I bought a Cadbury Crunchie and guess who had to walk by, yup, Mr Chong. I opened the bar a little then hid it when I saw him. He bullied me XD – “MARC! YOU CANNOT EAT THAT!!” “But Mr Chongggg D: ITS A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION!!” – He was going to Bedok Swimming Complex, so we followed him to the traffic light while disturbing him by shouting “HMPH” at him. Lol.

When we got to the library we found a place to sit down lewl. Slashy took out his notebook and began writing while I doodled on his sketchbook.

When I finished Slashy asked whether his writing looked deranged and I said yes, so we started acting deranged..

Slashy: -turns and smiles at me-
Me: -tilts head- Happy… birthday… heehee… one more.. -tilts head other way- year to your death… hee.

Slashy: I will have.. a good time sleeping tonight.. because I will never wake up…
Me: Heehee… are you.. leaving me again?
Slashy: Can we go home before the sky turns dark? The dragons will come out and eat us!
Me: -tears receipt into pieces- I don’t… want to kill…

e_e Yeah. And I started writing on my notebook like a deranged freak,

… yeah. e_e

Following convo rated PG13-LOL.

retroelectric!Vivi says:
*LOL HOW big is your hdd XDD

MARCish! says:
*1GB left
*for the com i mean

retroelectric!Vivi says:
*MINES BIGGER THAN YOURS

MARCish! says:
*my portrable like 54930905820592098 GB left
*aka 200+
*you dont even have
*what bigger
*DD<

retroelectric!Vivi says:
*IT'S LARGER

MARCish! says:
*WTF ur a girl how you have

retroelectric!Vivi says:
*… YOU know

MARCish! says:
*eee u herma ah

retroelectric!Vivi says:
*i talking about HDD

MARCish! says:
*oh
*i thought penis

Sailor Fuku!

I stayed back to wait for Slashy to finish his Badminton, and during that time a lot of funny things happened.

Before Badminton started, I was slacking outside the staffroom with Slashy, and we were talking about random stuff like social refugees, Ms Idzhana’s birthday and poetry.

That was when the funny stuff happened. Mr R Johns (our English teacher) came up to me and said “Joshua Marc.. on Monday remind me to call your classmate.. Kang..Yu..” I corrected him, “Kuang Yu, you mean.”

He replied, “Yes, Kuang Yu. He wrote vulgarities on his Book Review.. please remember to remind me.”

What’s funny is that Slashy is none other than Kuang Yu, and he was sitting just in front of me, under R Johns’ nose. LOL. I didn’t know he had such a bad memory.

After awhile Slashy had to go so I stayed there drawing. 1/2 an hour later, Slashy came back and we went off to wish Ms Lazaroo a happy birthday, along with Priscilla, Nurina, Sabrina and Izzati. We knocked on the staffroom door and Ms Idzhana answered! She said we were cute huddling at the door so she took a picture LOL. We were then informed that Ms Lazaroo left, so we were disappointed. Then we teased Ms Idzhana about her upcoming birthday, lol. We asked her to bring extra clothes because we might spray her with water LOL. Yesss, Happy Advanced Birthday from your morbid student :D

We went back to slacking outside the staffroom and I continued drawing. R Johns came again and interrogated me about the troublemakers in class. Apparently I’m his favourite student because I’m well-behaved and the highest in English urgh. HNGGGG.

Slashy finished a while later and Chester also came along. Hng. I said that I would teach Slashy how to draw anime while he would teach me the art of graffiti lewl. All this bored Chester (not that he’s a boring betch too nghhh.) and he went home. Whatever. I stayed in school until 5pm drawing Slashy, Uncle Goh/GTYandao and SFD in anime style LOL.

DASKFKAFK I’m bored.

Bloodstained.

You know, whenever you didn’t look alright, I would ask you what was wrong.
But you never asked me whenever I felt down.

I hate how you can see into my heart, and when I try to hide it
I’m waiting for you to hold out your hand, as you and cowardly me
Face each other and make mistakes;

Shadow Obscura

FINE I’LL BLOG ABOUT YESTERDAY GEEZ.

I met Chester at the bus stop, and we both took 69 to the interchange. I was smsing Vivi all the way XDD, and I totally ignored Chester.

When we got down he asked where do we go and I just asked him to follow me. I could have walked into an alley but no I didn’t XD I walked to the MRT station and we met Vivi! :3 We stood around and waited for Slashy to arrive, and when he did we went up.

We wanted to take the MRT to Joo Koon but I said that we should take the one to Pasir Ris to waste time. Harhar. On the way I asked Chester to sit on the priority seat because he was retarded, and he did LOL. But he moved one seat away so I occupied that space and he called me mentally retarded.

We slacked more on the train and stuff. Heeh. Got down at City Hall and did stuffs. Then we had lunch at Magic Wok (which ain’t magic at all).

After lunch I totally forgot what happened. We went to Peninsula Shopping Centre to buy t-shirts and badges and we bought an Oasis shirt for Ms Idzy 8D Then I think we went to Fort Canning where I fell (XD) and the Civil Defense Heritage Museum thingum.

Then we went to the National Museum of Singapore where we slacked and met Slashy’s friend Aman, and we went into the History Museum. Vivi didn’t need to listen to the Companion CUZ SHE ALREADY DID HISTORY HMPH. I kept giggling at the Japanese version of the tour guide cuz the voices were just so funny. “Ero-ero” XDDD.

Chester had to leave after that but the fun started after he left anyway. Slacked more in the NM and camwhored. Went into the photography museum and I ‘gasmd all over the antique cameras and pictures, and when we went into the food museum we all got hungry. There was the part where you could sniff various spices and I said I could stand and sniff the coconut for all eternity XD

After awhile we left the museum because Slashy wanted to go to 8Q SAM (Singapore Art Museum) but it was closed. We walked around downtown looking for a place to eat dinner, but we couldn’t find one. So we walked aimlessly until we found Cheers, and the only thing we bought there was Jolly Shandy that Slashy and I shared, Vivi got one for her own DDD<

We walked until we found Funan! We had dinner at Subway lewlewlewl. Vivi didn't want to eat but I gave her one of my cookies anyway.

After dinner we walked to City Hall MRT and went home! 8DDDD

It was so fun talking about random stuff like Yellow Culture and tok tok mee and camwhoring XD I wanna do it againn!

15 Random things about me
1. I use a manner of insult-sounding words as terms of endearment, such as “sucker” and “noob” and all that crap. So if I call you one it means I rly love you c: (its a way to hide abashed feelings anyway, and much better than calling you darling or shit XD)
2. YA SO WHAT IF IM BI DDD<
3. I write for fun, for an aspiration, for leisure, for whatever. I just love writing
4. Same goes for art
5. What I used to like as a child I seem to hate now. Like soy sauce on chicken rice, Pokemon, cake.
6. I dunno why I'm doing this anyway
7. I adore going out with friends and I'm always free unless I tell you I'm not, so don't be afraid to ask me XP
8. I listen to Japanese music even though I don't understand it. It's cuz it's different, and sounds awesome. I don't really like what most English artistes have anyway
9. I like songs that radiate a "I don't give a shit" vibe. Example, HONEY? by Tsukiko Amano.
10. I love art c:
11. I use emoticons that most people here don't use. Like c:, OwO and e_e
12. Yes I'm half-Filipino. Whatver. I love the Philippines X3
13. I want to move there some day too
14. I think the educational system here is retarded. It makes exams control how we get our education.
15. I love Milo XDDD

High Street.

I had another weird dream.

I was in those rural villages in the Philippines, and I was in one of the houses. I walked up when suddenly the whole house shook and a beam collapsed. I opened the door to escape but Sae was there so I ran like hell. I found myself at the basement and a tiny hole filled with water. I dived in a found myself in an underwater ruin like Atlantis o_o

I swam and swam and suddenly I found myself controlling Mio’s body from within her. So I found the nearest exit and it took me to a beautiful valley in the middle of somewhere. There was a tall mountain in the middle and various caves everywhere. Each cave had a respective element to them, like fire, water, lightning and stuff.

Then apparently I was using my computer controlling that area, so I zoomed in on the mountain and there were Pokemon on it o_o I got into the game again and went up the mountain to defeat Ho-oh. Then I climbed down and went back into that water cave.

Inside the water cave something told me that the Darkness that Sae brought forth tainted alot of things so I would be better to avoid fights. I swam and swam in the depths and encountered a ghost giraffe and panda. I ignored them cuz on top of their heads said “Level 3”. I swam more and I encountered Kyouka swimming like how she floats and making that GLUB GLUB sound o___O I quickly swam away and surfaced to find myself in that starting place of Assassin’s Creed, y’know, the part with the Piece of Eden. I climbed up the ladder (I was still controlling Mio) and jumped off the ledge to give Sae a slap.

Then I woke up e_e

Anyway I went out with Slashy, Chesterrie and Vivi today. Lawl. ‘Twas awesome.

Let’s go find a rainbow

I’m really sleepy right now but I have a shit ton of homework that needs to be done so I can’t really relax right now. So I’m blogging to release my frustrations.

School was a killer, although Wednesday is the best day because there isn’t any Mother Tongue. Mr Sim went on and on during Geography about land reclamation that we had already learned so half the class were falling asleep even though it was 8.30 in the morning. I tried listening but it was more fun trying stare at Mr Sim’s nose without laughing.

English was boring. We did a comprehension passage. I had to move next to Chester cuz Poon was distracting me from doing my work. Hmph. I finished the comprehension passage and started to do extra Science homework but R.Johns confiscated my Science workbook -.- I asked Nurina to help me get it back though.

Apparently Uncle Goh had heard of Ris Low (our new Ms Singapore) cuz he laughed when Poon and I mocked her (Uncle Goh said “this is the cabomba plant and Poon said “its a plant that you know… booms. I said “something RAD and LOWD… something that you know… boomz!”). Uncle Goh laughed and said that is why people will laugh at you if you do not speak proper English. XD

Ms Lazaroo was extremely pretty today XD She’s one of my favourite teachers actually, cuz I naturally love Art so I should love the teacher too LOL. When she was talking about the SA2 Art Exam, Poon suddenly shouted that I drew hentai. Ms Lazaroo laughed and I shouted “CHERRR! I DON’T DRAW HENTAIII D:” Lmao XD We spent the lesson shading stuff lol.

Meh I’ll probably rant later cuz I’m too tired to think right now. On to the mountain of homework.

Forgive me, forgive me, kill me, hold me gently.

A Comfortable Pace

… I just realised how suggestive my blog post title is XD

Anyway, yesterday I went to Comex, some IT fair held at Suntec City. My dad brought me and my sister there lol.

I bought a spanking new sexyfine Wacom-looking Genius graphic tablet (OMG I JIZZED WHEN I TOUCHED IT) and my dad bought me a Seagate FreeAgentGo external HDD THAT IS IN RED. -squeal-

SEXY STUFF -squirms-

I also bought a copy of Fable II..

But I didn’t like it. So I gave it to my sister.

I was searching for the games that they were selling at Comex but only found a limited number of it at the Microsoft area. When we were leaving I turned around and I saw Playcraft’s logo slapping me in the face. AJDKSDJSAKDAJSKDF I DIDN’T NOTICE IT EARLIER. DAMN.

Meh. School in 3 days! I am excited :D Well not really, but the boredom’s killing me at home. I’m still playing Crazy Planets too, and I’ve started on Country Story and I’m starting to play Pet Society too. >_> Damn, I need a hobby.

Oh right, watching anime is my hobby. Lol. I haven’t finished watching Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle and Ghost Hunt so I probably need to watch ‘um soon.

Absolute narcissistic self-plugging post AHOY!

Last Laugh

READ IT. READ IT. READ IT. READ IT. READ IT.

And critique, bash, praise, whatever. :3 JUST READ IT.

THE FOLLOWING PICTURE IS TO SPITE ANNE:

Danse macabre

I feel a sudden sense of happiness now and I dunno why.
Maybe the sudden realisation of what good friends I have or maybe because Fuusen is playing LOL.

Anyway, I’mma dedicate this blog post to Niko, aka Nicholas Wong 8D
—

Hello Niko 8D

We first met in dA’s UberYaoi. When you entered UberYaoi, you had that automated message that signals your entrance, and I found you interesting because offit. I clicked your username and the first thing that struck me was..

.. NAPFA results. Wow, I found a deviantartist from Singapore through UberYaoi. I found someone who supports gay rights in Singapore.

That is awesome lol.

So I said “lol I see NAPFA results” then you saw this and asked me to go to another chatroom where you asked me alot of questions like “what’s your name.. what’s your height”. I didn’t trust you at first cuz you might be one of those chee ko pek uncles. I answered them anyway, and I got infatuated with you (LOL).

It faded the next day anyway C:

And it brings us to the present. You’re a good friend, doncha know? When I was hospitalised last week, you had the care to call me and entertained me for at least 2 hours XD But we had to hang up because I wanted to watch Rachael Ray LOL. I appreciate it that you had the concern to call me c: ILU! not like SOMEONE dowan even to reply my sms HMPH

So yeah.. ILU and you’re a good friend. WE HAVE TO MEET IRL AND GO FOR SHOPPING.