Crack Feeling

Eh XD I had another weird dream before I woke up.

I went to hell D: (and since this is supposedly a continuation of my last dream.. I went to hell because I insulted Twilight) and before our souls could get judged, we had to go through our individual challenges, and each of them based on our worst fear.

You could tell I did not want to do it.

My individual challenge was to go through Ju On’s events in real life, and I was allowed to bring a friend so I brought Vivi* along.

I was hugging Vivi’s arm tightly as we walked through the hospital area, with a flashlight in my hand. We entered a hallway and there was an exit next to the lounge/waiting area, and a lighted room (presumably the pharmacy) with zombies in it, and they were singing “Top of The World” (you know, that song that went “I’m on the~ Top of the world looking down at creations and the only inspiraton I can find~). And they all looked like my cousins, aunts and uncles. o_o

Vivi and I made a dash for the exit but it closed itself, and Kayako’s croaking could be heard. I turned around and Kayako was bashing her face into mine, so I took the flashlight and whacked her head a coupla times and she fainted. XD Vivi went into the pharmacy to take the key to the exit, but suddenly the zombies (from singing random songs to becoming real zombies) attacked us. We managed to kill some by making our hands into imaginary guns and shooting them, but we ran out the exit, with the zombies still chasing us, into a crowded mall.

We ran and ran and Micha* jumped into the mall though its glass ceiling and tells us to go to the top level. Suddenly, Satoko from Higurashi ran past us and made Vivi fall, and when we looked back the zombies were on our trail. We ran, following Satoko to the top level where we saw Satoshi (her brother) walking down an escalator that’s going up o_o He was stuck in position cuz he was walking down and Satoko ran up the escalator. We tried going there but Satoshi gave us a dirty look, so we went up using the stairs instead.

When we reached the top, it was a grand mansion. The skies were purple and the trees were blue. (How in hell that fit into a mall is beyond me), and it reminded me of Heaven (as portrayed by The Simpsons Game).

Vivi and I walked and we bumped into three of my good friends from school, Izzati, Nurina and Slashy*, and told me this was the place where our souls were to be judged, and we were judged in groups. So I joined them and Vivi rose into the sky, presumably to Heaven where she belonged. Apparently, our “judgement” was something that had to do with drama, and Niko*, bumped into me and I hugged him and said “Drama club, do not steal him from me.” Satan then walked by and I heard him mumblind something about Niko being the Cheshire Cat and me being Alice o_o Wth

We were discussing and crapping around when some guy in a black suit came out, telling us to line up to go into the convention hall. We sat behind a blue tree and I commented that their ‘lining up’ was all the groups sit in random places. We crapped and waited around before it was our turn.

We went in, and it was just like any convention hall, and sun was shining through the glass windows. We walked towards a place with tables and chairs, and there were two people from my class already seated, Herny and that China girl that transferred. We sat down and Niko suddenly got up and walked away, and when I chased after him he turned around and started hugging me o_o. I hugged him back and he kissed me. ._.

So the rest behind saw this, and went “woooo!” and I went back, saying “I got balls to do that in a public place”.

The guy in the black suit came back and gave us a piece of blank paper and colour pencils. I kept searching for my pack when I saw Herny using them, and that they were all broken (and yes, it was that 48 pack of colour pencils Faber Castell one, the ones we had to use for Art in school) and I complained about it.

And then I woke up.

Wth man.

Don’t Cry

Because I’m feeling very violent today, my favourite scene from Higurashi no Naku Koro ni.

Antiseptic Stink

This made me chuckle.

http://failblog.org/2010/01/10/avatar-plot-fail/

Also known as the biggest ‘fuck you’ to those people who thought Avatar (that film with the blue people things which I thought were ripoffs of the Draenai of WoW) was ‘the mostest originalest film EVUR!!1!’

And no, I do not hate Avatar.

Also,

My favouritest (lol) anime OP everrrr 8D

How NOT To Be a Writer: Twilight

Okay, so everyone knows how much I hate Twilight, right? Right. Now you might wonder WHY I hate it, resulting in this rant below. :D

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Twilight?. It’s an insult to an aspiring writer like me. Even though I admit I do not write as good as, say, S.D. Perry or Stephen King, I actually know when something is bullshit. And Twilight is on the top of the list.

Twilight in a nutshell:
Bella meets Edward in school. Edward finds her irresistible. He saves her from a car. (which, btw, 50 POINTS FOR ALMOST KILLING THE MARY SUE). Stalks her. Watches her while she sleeps.

The most logical decision for that darn Mary Sue?

Fall in love with Edward. So basically its like a “OMG STAY AWAY FROM ME” to “I LOVE YOU~~” to “LETS BE TOGETHER FOREVER”.

Dumb dumb dumb storyline.
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I know I haven’t read Twilight, or the whole stupid series for that matter, and Twitards would probably bash me “YOU HAVENT READ THE AWSUM BOOK LOL U CANT BASH IT LOLOL” but seriously? Twilight doesn’t even NEED to be read before someone bashes it. TT

Creative? Are you kidding me? Pssh. Girl-falls-in-love-with-mythical-creature-but-cannot. So Beauty and the Beast. Rip-off much?

It is full of thesaurus rape (i.e. abusing the thesaurus to cover up her lack of vocabulary) and not only that, it reeks of purple prose. To be frank, purple prose is well, prose that (no, not purple) is too flowery and ‘bombastic’ for its own good. Big words littered everywhere. Scintillating arms. Incandescent chest. WTF? And that ONLY to describe Edward. Don’t you think that’s a little too much?

Purple prose, in my opinion, should only be used in exams to score (OH CRAP once some English teacher reads this he/she’s gonna penalise me if I use it LOL) unless you’re going for some big international writing competition-esque event thing, but whatever, the point is, Twilight is full of it.

Now, on to the characters.
Bella Swan:
Basically? A Mary Sue. Doesn’t a new girl at school get bullied for a period of time after she transfers? Why does she fit in right away? Why is she so perfect and flawless? (Well, except for her lack of a brain). Plus, why is she described so sparsely? Reason being? Stephenie Meyer (not only shaping Bella after her), designed Bella so that any girl can slip into her position in the story. To fantasise about being in the story itself. Being in love with some perfect vam- I mean fairy, to be loved heavily, to be involved with whatever crap Bella got herself into. TT Uhg. Seriously?

Edward Cullen:
GOD. Whoever said Edward Cullen was a vampire IS ABSOLUTELY BLIND. PLEASE, EVEN I’M MORE SAVAGE THAN HIM. Sparkles? Seriously? What kind of vampire sparkles in the sun? Answer: none. Edward isn’t a vampire. He’s a man-sized fairy. A real vampire would BURN once its skin gets bathed in sunlight. A real vampire would be Anne Rice’s Lestat de Lioncourt. Now THAT is a vampire. Secondly, he has no personality at all. AT ALL. He’s like a limp piece of fairy-meat with a straight face suddenly falling in love with some commoner. Wow. I, I just have no words for that kind of dumbness.

I don’t bother about the rest of the characters. TT

And the continuations?

New Moon: Bella falls in love with an Animorph (note: Jacob Black is not a werewolf because werewolves can only change during a full moon) when Edward is away. Stupidity ensues.

Eclipse: I don’t bother TT

Breaking Dawn: Bella has sex with Edward. Edward literally tears the bed apart while inseminating Bella with his miracle sperm (hello, he’s undead, his sperm shouldn’t even be living -.-). Bella gets pregnant with mutant undead baby. More stupidity ensues.

Yes.

To end off this rant, Twilight the Series sucks. Sucks. SUCKS. Go read something better like Stephen King or Anne Rice or J.K. Rowling or Cornelia Funke, I DON’T KNOW, just stay away from what’s bad for you kay? I’m just afraid some Twitards would take Twilight as their muse and start a writing career from it. The world can never be saved then.

(Self plug, a good writer would be someone like Carolyn or Vivi or I or all the above authors [except SMeyer, duh] I mentioned. K.)

Thank you. You have wasted your life reading this :D

Birthday of Two

First Day of school eh.

My class sucks. End of.

A lot of the boys are jerks, a lot of the girls are the stereotypical “I NEED A BOYFRIEND” kind, and the class chairman? I want to smash his head with a chair.

But heck, I’ve got lessons with Slashy so I won’t do anything that would fatally harm people :D

Well, not unless they really piss me off and I reach my limit, chairs may be flying at heads. I did something like that last year right? o_o

Jaa ne :3

When The Cicadas Cry

Mehh. -headdesk-

So its 2010. Like last year, I didn’t feel anything different. Time is, of course, relative, so what’s the use of celebrating New Year’s? And since the modern calendar is just a way of measuring, who knows, the REAL New Year’s might be a few months from now.

But meh, I shall suck it up and wish you guys a Happy New Yarr.

Last night I went to my friend’s for a New Year celebration along with my family, and I was so bored I decided to swim at their condo’s swimming pool. I was floating around (aha) when I heard sparklers and “Happy New Year!” being shouted.

I immediately frowned and went underwater to block out the noises. Man, its just the passing of a year, what’s there to celebrate? One year closer to death. Pfft.

But then of course if I had that mentality ALL the time I would be labelled as a pessimist. TT

Anyway on the way back I listened to Higurashi no Naku Koro ni and Naraku no Hana (English: When The Cicadas Cry; Flower of Hell, respectively.) both by Eiko Shimayama and..

I didn’t realise both songs were that beautiful. And I’m happy to say I got inspiration for art pieces and fictions! :3 (Of course that’s just an excuse for me to draw Zavius and Zavier holding hands wearing school uniforms. Me and my fetishes.)

Yeah.

2010 Resolutions (HOLY CRAP) That I Would Probably Never Be Bothered About Fulfilling
No, not really 2010 resos. That would be stupid.
1. Improve Maths pl0x
2. Less pervy, but that would probably never come to be.
3. Still have the same awesome friends (and more) such as the Gaia LUBEans forever c:
4. Hug people D<
5. Anime Festival Asia 2010.
6. Write at least 10 fictions.
7. Draw up at least 20 pictures.
8. All Singapore-based Gaia LUBEans to actually meet in real life (!!!)
9. Never let stupid problems get me ever again. (I'm sure you're all tired of those emo blog posts :P)
10. Actually have fun :3
11. Fulfil 2009's resolutions XD

Yeah. I'd probably leave all this to 2011. LOL.

Jaa ne and have a Merry New Year.