raged around

http://3differentpens.wordpress.com/2009/01/30/innocent-silliness-i-swear-carolyn-d/#more-103

Innocent silliness ensues.

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Hem, I’ma back now.

One more reason to hate Twilight:

It’s full of purple prose.

Don’t know what it means? Here, the definition of purple prose from the Wiki:

Purple prose is a term of literary criticism used to describe passages, or sometimes entire literary works, written in prose so overly extravagant, ornate, or flowery as to break the flow and draw attention to itself. Purple prose is sensually evocative beyond the requirements of its context. It also refers to writing that employs certain rhetorical effects such as exaggerated sentiment or pathos in an attempt to manipulate a reader’s response.

In other words, its too flowery for its own good. Even the Wiki stated so:

More recently, Christopher Paolini’s Inheritance Cycle and Stephanie Meyer’s Twilight_(series) have both been heavily criticised for their constant and unrelenting use of purple prose throughout the entire series.[citation needed]
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Hee hee, I’m starting to love education now. :D Since I have nothing better to do, I’ma list down all my favourite subjects in order of .. merit XD The, uh, ones that would be tested.

Literature
English
Science
Art
Geography
History
Maths
Chinese
(Am I missing anything here? o-o)

Hehe, Literature ftw.

In other old news, (oxymoronic as it sounds, its kinda true, hee.) I’m starting to hate Twilight more. (See above pseudo-rant on Purple Prose) My want for Inkheart is growing and I LOVE SCHOOL. :D

Maths is kinda easy now luh, since I’m beginning to understand what Factorization is. Hehe. I’m almost done with my yaoi fic, so don’t uh.. fret. I think. Hee.

._. I’m using ‘Hee’ more and more. It’s a growing illness, I tell you.

I’ll be updating 3differentpens soon with a more… family-oriented literary work, and not… yaoi… >_>

BTW, don’t Google yaoi or you’ll die.

Hem. Now shoo.

a primal fury

Hee hee.

Weekend is here!

-kicks Anne-
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Anyway, today was tiring. As usual. Urgh.

Since I was absent yesterday… I was surprised that I could do the Factorization. I thought I would go ‘What?’ and ‘Uh?’ Gah. History was funn! Kenneth got psuedo-scolded.

Ms Shanti: -goes on about the SBQ we were doing-
Kenneth: That means that the source is a piece of shit la!
Ms Shanti: Does that mean that you’re a bucket of it?

Hee, Ms Shanti is funny.

I need a new pair of school shoes, my old ones are falling apart D: Literature was spent talking about suicide. And we got sidetracked until Ms Idzhana talked about her own experiences with suicidal friends. I spent recess in the classroom starving myself while writing a yaoi fanfic and sign-languaging to those who came near ‘Porn story, don’t read’. Oh, did I mention, I was mute the whole day. Sore throat ftw!

Then it was Science, where we uh… -scratches head- what did we do again O_O I think it was something to do with respiration bah. Oh, right, we watched two videos about respiration. One was about stomata and the other was about lung cancer.

English came soon after, we wrote an informal letter, which was… kind of easy. Lol, although I felt that lying in the letter about my school was kind of….praising it too much. I feel bad. D:

Anyway, I found a new fandom, Ouran High School Host Club. That adds another anime I’ve watched!

*adds*

Anime that I’ve watched
Cardcaptor Sakura <333
Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle <333333
Skip Beat! (Its funny, k)
D. Gray Man (albeit 15 minutes of it during reunion dinner)
Ouran High School Host Club <33333333333 (Lolwut)
…Pokemon >_>

*insert fangirl squeal*

Hee hee. My favourite characters are ofcourse the Hitachiin Twins, I mean, their twincest is like O_O

-hem-

Enough about fandoms and animes (KAORUUUUUUUUUU).

Jo ishhh funnn to talk to >D We were discussing about Ouran when it turned into a manga convo =x It turns out we’re complete opposites when it comes to manga. I like shojo while she likes shounen =x

Which is kinda weird because shojo is aimed at girls and shounen is aimed at boys. But.. Tsubasa Chronicle can’t be… shojo right… I MEAN ITS EPIC BATTLES D:

-hem-

Extracted from convo:

!Marc` says:
*and that the chart is this:
*Beef > Lamb > Pork > Fish > Chicken > Veg > Anne
*eh, where did the ‘> Anne’ come from =x
Aquamarine says:
*YAY!
*I LOVE YOUR LIST! :O

>_> -runs away from Anne-

Nothing to add more in here. So I shall fangirl over Ouran

-censored fangirling-

HEMHEM.

Ciao.

EDIT @ 11:37

EPIC CONVO BETWEEN RETRO AND I.

!Marc` says:
*Hi, I’m Edward, the Pixie of No Personality, and I’m here to suck your blo- I mean, make you swoon over me
*Oh hello, Edward, Pixie of No Personality, I’m Bella Swan, Leader of Mary Sues. I’m here to swoon over you.
*Bella: LETS HAVE SEX!
*-edward and bella do XYZ things-
*Bella: YAY IM PREGNANT

retroelectric -vivi- says:
*and make XYZ mutant babies

!Marc` says:
*-caeserian by teeth-

retroelectric -vivi- says:
*totally fuckin’ hot. XD

!Marc` says:
*Edward: OH MY LORD, IT LOOKS HORRIBLE. -looks at bella- ITS YOUR FAULT.

retroelectric -vivi- says:
*XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

!Marc` says:
*Bella: But- but- I ONLY HAD SEX WITH 2i547023470 ODD MEN TT
*Edward: SHUT UP BITCH. IM GONNA BE MY NO PERSONALITY SELF AND SULK IN THAT CORNER
*Bella: TT NOOO! EDWARD!!

retroelectric -vivi- says:
*Cadmus: -reads the manga and giggles-

!Marc` says:
*And in a couple of lines, I have transformed Bella from a Mary Sue to a woman WHO HAS FLAWS and Edward into an EMOTASTIC ASS WHO HAS A PERSONALITY!
*That proves that I’m cooler than S. Meyer

goopy!

Weekend in one more day.

I is happy.

-listens to talking hamsters-

hee hee

hee hee

Okay I’m bored. Let me just post something here… for someone I’m close to.

Shut up with your angst already

Kthx.

Here’s a ……. survey I stole from CAROLYN!

BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right handed! …. I wanna be ambidextuous(sp?) D:

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Appendix. Hee hee.

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
My bag O_O

Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
Not really

BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
NO. NEVER IN NEVER YEAR’S TIME. Life is short enough without worrying ’bout death

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
If I had a choice, Christopher

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
RAINBOW!

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Some… bubble blowing solution when I was 3

DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Make it $10 000 and I’ll say yes.

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
….

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Triple it and this blog will die.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
… Chilled hot sauce. I’ll consider.

(Actually, no)

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
Life is priceless, k.

DUMBOLOGY
Q. What is in your left pocket?
Cotton. Air.

Q. Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
… What?

Q. Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Yes. Hee hee. My HDB flat was renovated to look like it came from a condominium.

Q. Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Stand.

Q. How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
One. It’s in the Philippines now, in my house there.

LASTOLOGY
Q. Last person who texted you?
No phone. D:

Q. Last person who called you?
No phone D:

Q. Person you hugged?
Reverse it. The last person was … uhhhh Chor Beng I think (He tried to make me carry him! T_T)

FAVOURITOLOGY
Q. Number?
Over nine thousand

Q. Season?
Spring. But there’s only SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER MONSOON MONSOON MONSOON here.

Q. Colour?
Black, Teal, Grey and White

CURRENTOLOGY
Q. Missing someone?
Sheeeecrettt.

Q. Mood?
Apathetic.

Q. Listening to?
The humming of the CPU

Q. Watching the screen?
No, I’m doing this with my back turned. -.-

Q. Worrying about?
DNT TOMORROW OH MY WORD FORGOT TO DRAW UP THE CIRCUIT (OMG I SPELT SURKIT AT FIRST) HOW NOW LEH.

Q. Wearing?
…

RANDOMOLOGY
Q. First place you went this morning?
Dining Room! (I didn’t use the bathroom)

Q. What can you not wait to do?
GET MY O’S DONE ARHHH. (Although its 2 years away)

Q. Do you smile often?
In school, yes.

Q. Are you a friendly person?
No. I eat friends for breakfast. -.- (Durh, if I weren’t, I wouldn’t have many friends right. Dumb question)

Hee.

-!Marc`

why do i love it so much?!

why do I love it so much?!

-yawn-

Dayum, I slept at 5am and woke up at 9am.

Cool, 4 hours of sleep. Hee.

Anyway, since I’m bored, let me… post something up here so that anyone who’s reading this junksite can actually be entertained.

Yesterday’s Xiao Niang Re Da Tuan Yuan (The Lil Nyonya Big Reunion) sucked.

Even my mom said so. It felt too short luh. Meh. At least there were alot of bloopers shown. Hee hee.

As to why I deleted the conversation between me and retro, because I’m paranoid that some fat midget may come, read it, cry, tell their mommies, mommies find out more about me, reports me to school.

… Riight.

I’m bored la. Blame the absence of more relatives. I want more cha-chings.

Oh, if you’re interested, this is how I’m using mah moolah:

Total Budget: $130
$50 to spend in this June’s cosfest
$10 for some school book I forgot to buy
$70 as savings

>_>

T3h pictures:

Hong Bao bonanza. That carrot is horny.

…. Leon. >_>

-hem- The next post will be dedicated to someone who will help me do stuff on my blog! -hemhem-

For now, Ciao.

this calls for alcohol!

this calls for alcohol!

-high-

Happeh Cheena Chinese Niu Year luh.

Let me try to recount the events that constitutes two busy days. Yesterday and today.

Sunday, 25/1/09

I woke up. (Ohhh, no, I didn’t wake up. I slept and sleepwalked to my aunt’s house for reunion dinner)

-hem-

Anyway, I went to Aunt Lynette’s house. And had the reunion dinner.

Man, the shabu-shabu was to die for x.x

Lol, after that we lazed around in their living room and I was crying out in boredom because I forgot to bring my PSP.

>_>

Monday, 26/1/09

Went to Aunt Sandy’s house :D

We were late, meh, because I was panicking. I couldn’t find my wallet —

Anyway, when we reached there my cousins were already there, so we proceeded to eat lunch (but not before yoinking a few gummy burgers and cornflake cookies)

I FUCKING BROKE MY DIET. CRAP.

Lol, Aunt Lynette was complaining that I didn’t eat the prawns that she cooked the day before, and that I ate the tempura prawns during lunch. And, I think I love Chap Chye now. >_>

But most importantly, the cha-chings arrived.

Counted ’em, $130. But better than nothing right?

I felt empty, so I decided to take sum photos :D (two only though ._.)

(Oh, and my Uncle Jim was cheeky enough to write ‘Joshua aka Leon’ on the bottom of my hong bao, because I played RE4 with him, and he kept saying that Leon was me. Lulz)

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Camera’s having a seizure ._.

Meh. Nothing else to write.

Ciao?

Edit @ 11:23 PM

The following conversation between me and retroelectric is rated M-18. Please kill yourself if you’re under 18.
-following conversation removed-

I’m innocent, k?

friendship

friendship

Friendship.

Is it really that worth it?

epic win

epic win

Nicked this from Clar.

Movies in Minutes, Twilight – Nigahiga

’cause I am what i am

’cause I am what I am

Meh, I didn’t have the mood to blog yesterday. I was deeply tired.

But ’twas a fun day yesterday :D

First, school started. Boosucks to me, we didn’t have any CNY celebration. — We had the same old, same old lessons usually conducted on a typical Friday morning. Like Science and Geography.

Ms Kaur (Geo ‘cher): Okay, since you guys have alot of energy its time to release it.
Me: *breathes in and breathes out*
Ms Kaur: *sees me doing this* *laughs*

Oh lulz. Anyway, after school, I met Galv outside the gates. He didn’t find us crapping about Mr Uncle Goh funny.

THAT’S BECAUSE YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND! *shakes fist*

-ahem- So, I went to Tampines Mall with Galv. I wanted to eat at Mos Burger but the line was like …. extra, extra, with a side of chilli cheese fries, long. I scrapped the idea and went to eat balls Takoyaki instead. WHICH IS LVOE BTW. YES, LVOE. OVER NINE THOUSAND TIMES MORE EPIC THAN LOVE.

And, he yoinked one of it. Meh, I went to buy fried mushrooms, which is also lvoe. So after that, I walked with him to his house. On the way there, he thought that our ex-classmates were at Qiaonan, but they were different people instead. Lol. I went up to his house, and as usual, Gigi (his dog) came to sniff my … ahem. Yeah, she likes me. Lulz. Whenever I go to his house, Gigi would be the first one running to the door. Anyway, I spent the time there watching him play Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess and Ace Combat Zero. After talking about alcohol, I went to try out LoZ TP. Lol, ’twas fun. I played it under the name ‘Zaleth’ (MY NAME CREATION KTHX.) and played it until Link turned into a wolf.

Doesn’t Link ever talk? o_o

So I used his computer after that. And GRACIEH! kept complaining about her arm being painful. Hope your arm feels better :(

Nughhh. I wanna change my blog skin. Which I will do. Lulz.

Edit @ 8:52:

Poked by: JO-EH!
I pokes: You, you and you

Spell your name without the letter A:
Mrc! YAAAY! Or Joshu :D

How’s your love life?
What is this … love life you’re talking about?

When you’re at home alone, do you still close the bathroom door?
… Who would be at home to witness you peeing?

Do you like your life right now?
Quite. It’s the holidays and I love school. (OH GOD WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME)

What was the last item you bought?
Hmmm… might be the Fried Mushrooms yesterday

What was the last thing you drank?
Water.

What plans do you have for tomorrow?
Blog, BBG Forums, Pet Society, Shower (lol), eat my 2 meals and then TUAN YUAN FAN AHHH!

What or who do you hate?
Ahh. Good one. Thank goodness it’s not love. Brace youselves.
(Above line stolen from Jo, am too lazy to edit)
1. Physics
2. Jonass Brothers
3. Miley Cyrus
4. Twilight (Come ON, Sparkling vampires? More like human who uses too much body glitter)
5. Myself, for not having enough money to watch INKHEART D:
6. Anne Homophobes
7. Thirst
8. FATS. Or more appropriately, LIPIDS.
9. George Bush
10. Kenneth Chuan
11. FATS AGAIN.
12. The absence of moolah
13. Stephenie ‘I can make sparkly vampires!’ Meyer
14. Hunger
15. Geography (only for a time)
*list goes on again*

Where was the last place you fell asleep?
In my pants room

Do you have a best friend that is a girl?
… No

What is your favorite romance movie?
No mushymushy love stuff for me.

Do you forgive or forget?
If I feel like it (Being a total bitch here :D)

What are you thinking about right now?
Killing Anne and the 3 GMBs Jo owes me (don’t worry ah, take your time :O)

Who was the last person to tell you they love you?
Iunno.

Do you think they mean it?
Iunno.

What time did you go to bed last night?
10:39 PM.

What are you currently doing?
Watching Yaoi This survery thingum.

What did you do today?
Eat, interwebs and worrying.

What was the last thing you ate?
RUFFFFLES! Sour Cream and Onion

What are you listening to?
The CPU. Oh and Catch You Catch Me – Megumi Ogata

Who does it remind you of?
Sakura Kinomoto.

What was the last movie you watched?
HSM 3 >_>

What CD is in your stereo?
I forgot…

What did you do last night?
Masturbate Sleep

Do you like your music loud or at a reasonable level?
Loud. At reasonable level when my mom comes in and says ‘I DONT UNDERSTAND JAPANESE SO LOWER YOUR SOUND!’

Are you a beach or a snowy mountain person?
Both! Beaches because of MARINE LIFE! And Snowy mountains because of SNOW!

What are you doing later?
Eating moar Ruffles.

Do you like/love someone?
Whoever created yaoi.

Have you ever been tied up?
>_>

Do you get distracted easily?
No, not rea- HEY! A BUTTERFLY!

What would you change about your life right now?
Money, Economic Recession to go POOF!

Do you have a guy best friend?
Wei Si Li. Wesley for English people >_> (Can’t blame me, he’s fun to punch)

Who did you last hug and when?
I hugged Squeaky.

Do you live alone?
I wish.

Can you keep a secret?
Yes, yes I- EH YOU KNOW AH WESLEY LIKE VP LEH.

(It’s fake, so don’t worry.)

What was the best year of your life?
2007. Best. Class. Ever.

P6E1 FOREVAH!

Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a letter “D”?
D-yougottabekiddingme.

What about C?
C-thisisworse.

Do you have trust issues?
Yes.

Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Nil.

etched with pain

etched with pain

Oops. Didn’t post yesterday. I was too lazy to go online :D

Meh. Got back my diagnostic test today. I got highest in class. :D

-looks at Izzati- LEARN HOW TO SPELL TELEVISION! D:

Anyway, I didn’t go to school because my ankle was hurting as hell, and it was pain even to go down the steps ==

Oh, my class laughed when my Music teacher said ‘Vuh-jai’ unintentionally. And my class, being the horny people they were, assumed that she wanted to say ‘vagina’ and so they laughed. Lulz

Chor Beng can’t stop shouting my email address —

*in the middle of Science lesson*
Chor Beng: ADD MARCGOESRAWR@HOTMAIL.COM FOR MORE VIDEOS!
Me: *looks in front, face contorted in amusement*

And two people said that I was cheem today O_O My mum and Izzati, lulz. Am I really using that big words? O_O I mean, maim isn’t big at all. Pfft.

Looking forward to tomorrow, meeting all my old idiotic assholes classmates. :D

Lala~ I wrote a poem and two fanfictions within three days. I’m happy now.

Ciao!

Edit @ 6:58: OH GOD NO, MY SISTER BROUGHT HOME TWILIGHT. I’M DOOMED I TELL YOU. I TOUCHED IT JUST NOW. OH NO. -takes anti-toxic medicine- IMMA BURN IT NAO.