suffering from a lack of exertion.

UBERSEME MARC HAS FINALLY UPDATED THIS.

Blame my being lazy to go online yesterday. Hee.

Anyway, yesterday, didn’t go to school. Today, was hilarious.

Someone: Why don’t we just throw the shit out to space?
Uncle Goh: You can’t. It’ll just zoom around at high speeds, and it may damage a satellite. Furthermore, if it enters the Earth, it will just burn up, and that is what you call a shooting star. *does some action for shooting star*
Me (to Chang Wei): Huh? So the shooting star we see is falling shit?

Hemhem.

Wesley and Davin came to my house today to do some project. I was supposed to act as the Environmentalist, and I was supposed to research the adverse effects of the alternate source of energy we were supposed to use. Davin chose… rubbish. -.-

I suggested landfill gas, and he said he would pick the best of the two. Meh. Wesley was like…. -.-

Anyway, Ouran has finally caught on to Anne the noob and Jo the pro. :D HEHEEHHEHEHEHE.

Nothing to update now so uh… Ciao?

OHOHOH! I’M GONNA BUY INKHEART TOMORROW! -hugs hongbao money-

*HYPERVENTILATE* OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEY ARE SELLING INKHEART AT TAMPINES MALL’S TIMES BOOKSTORE. I LOVE GOD. I LOVE TIMES. I LOVE CORNELIA FUNKE. I LOVE INKHEART. I LOVE YOU YOU YOU YOU AND YOU.

-dies of hyperventilation-

WARNING. MATURE TAG UP AHEAD. PLEASE KILL YOURSELF IF YOU CAN’T TAKE HORNY BEING SAID AGAIN AND AGAIN.

Stole this from dA…. >_>

HORNY PEOPLE ON deviantART D<

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1]Have you ever felt horny before?
What kind of question is this -.-

>_> Yes.

2]When was the last time you felt horny?
When I wrote ……………… yaoi

3)when was the first time you felt horny?
YOUR MUM LA. -.-

4]What is your defination of porn?
Obscene sexual acts caught on tape, portraying humans (especially women) as sex objects. Disrespectful. Pfft.

5]What about hentai?
Obscene sexual acts drawn for animation and for pleasure. (If you count yaoi then uhh… I forgive.)

6]Have you ever had sex?
… I’m 14.

7]Why did/Didnt have sex?
… I’m 14.

8]What is FF?
Fraternal Fapping. LOL

9]Have you never watched porn?
… Does Yaoi myself in the shower count

10]How often do you watch porn?
“WHEN I’M HORNEEEY”

said Cadmus.

11]How about hentai?
OMG LA WHAT HENTAI HENTAI HENTAI.

12]Do you own a sex toy?
….

13]Do you want to enter a sex shop?
EW NO LA. IT SMELLS OF LUBRICANT.

14]Have you ever seen a condom before?
Muzafar brought one to school before. When he was 12. -.-

15]Has anyone called you horny?
GLENN.

>_>

I tag: Anyone who’s as perverted as me. -.-