suffering from a lack of exertion.

UBERSEME MARC HAS FINALLY UPDATED THIS.

Blame my being lazy to go online yesterday. Hee.

Anyway, yesterday, didn’t go to school. Today, was hilarious.

Someone: Why don’t we just throw the shit out to space?
Uncle Goh: You can’t. It’ll just zoom around at high speeds, and it may damage a satellite. Furthermore, if it enters the Earth, it will just burn up, and that is what you call a shooting star. *does some action for shooting star*
Me (to Chang Wei): Huh? So the shooting star we see is falling shit?

Hemhem.

Wesley and Davin came to my house today to do some project. I was supposed to act as the Environmentalist, and I was supposed to research the adverse effects of the alternate source of energy we were supposed to use. Davin chose… rubbish. -.-

I suggested landfill gas, and he said he would pick the best of the two. Meh. Wesley was like…. -.-

Anyway, Ouran has finally caught on to Anne the noob and Jo the pro. :D HEHEEHHEHEHEHE.

Nothing to update now so uh… Ciao?

OHOHOH! I’M GONNA BUY INKHEART TOMORROW! -hugs hongbao money-

*HYPERVENTILATE* OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEY ARE SELLING INKHEART AT TAMPINES MALL’S TIMES BOOKSTORE. I LOVE GOD. I LOVE TIMES. I LOVE CORNELIA FUNKE. I LOVE INKHEART. I LOVE YOU YOU YOU YOU AND YOU.

-dies of hyperventilation-

WARNING. MATURE TAG UP AHEAD. PLEASE KILL YOURSELF IF YOU CAN’T TAKE HORNY BEING SAID AGAIN AND AGAIN.

Stole this from dA…. >_>

HORNY PEOPLE ON deviantART D<

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1]Have you ever felt horny before?
What kind of question is this -.-

>_> Yes.

2]When was the last time you felt horny?
When I wrote ……………… yaoi

3)when was the first time you felt horny?
YOUR MUM LA. -.-

4]What is your defination of porn?
Obscene sexual acts caught on tape, portraying humans (especially women) as sex objects. Disrespectful. Pfft.

5]What about hentai?
Obscene sexual acts drawn for animation and for pleasure. (If you count yaoi then uhh… I forgive.)

6]Have you ever had sex?
… I’m 14.

7]Why did/Didnt have sex?
… I’m 14.

8]What is FF?
Fraternal Fapping. LOL

9]Have you never watched porn?
… Does Yaoi myself in the shower count

10]How often do you watch porn?
“WHEN I’M HORNEEEY”

said Cadmus.

11]How about hentai?
OMG LA WHAT HENTAI HENTAI HENTAI.

12]Do you own a sex toy?
….

13]Do you want to enter a sex shop?
EW NO LA. IT SMELLS OF LUBRICANT.

14]Have you ever seen a condom before?
Muzafar brought one to school before. When he was 12. -.-

15]Has anyone called you horny?
GLENN.

>_>

I tag: Anyone who’s as perverted as me. -.-

colours kaleidoscopic.

UBERSEME MARC HERE

Okay, I’d rather be the seme, but I’m too tired now so I’ll let myself be the uke.

-calls Zavius-

Anyway, today was normal, until I found out that we needed to go to the Singapore Art Museum for some sightseeing and doing an Art exam paper at the same time. Lulz.

We went to the exhibition called ‘Transcendence’ or something; an exhibition for Korean works of art. After the tour, Poon had to be cheeky:

Poon: Walao eh, I didn’t know that Koreans could be this good after I saw what Ju Eun could do!

Ju Eun is the only Korean girl in our class btw, and since she calls me… Marcaroni… -.-, I’m calling her Kimchi. Kthx.

Anyway, during the tour, we needed to do some Art Exam Paper thing, which was over 100 marks, D: We went around the paintings and answering questions like

“How did the artist create Depth?”
“What is the Rhythm being displayed here?”
“How did the artist create Repetition?”

Which was kind of easy, to say the least. Hehe. The bus ride there was… -.-

Marc: Come, Wesley, let me read a story so that you can sleep. *begins reading from WoW: War of The Ancients*
Wesley: -.- *punches me*

Ahem. Other than that it was kind of normal. The bus ride back was spent shouting “Walao!” at people who used the “goesrawr@hotmail.com” gag. It seems my email address is famous now. ._.

Poon: EH! I KNOW LA KUANG YU, GO CREATE KUANGYUGOESRAWR@HOTMAIL.COM!
Marc: WALAO EH! SHUT UP LA POONGOESRAWR@HOTMAIL.COM

Heehee. Goosh, I’m tired now. Shan’t write more. Ciao D:

-is being raped-

Edit @ 7:38 PM

Tagged by: Jojo!
I pokes -insert random people who blog-
1. What is your best friends name?
Wesley.
Galvin.
Davin. (SHUT UP LA DAVIN)
Et cetera.

2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now?
Wow, I can’t believe you love me so much!

3. What are you listening to right now?
Windchimes.

4. Whats your favorite number?
5. It’s so… central…

5. What was the last thing you ate?
Mum’s Onion Pork

6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
PINK Pastel Green!</FONT

7. How is the weather right now?
Windy.

8. Who was the last person you talked TO on the phone?
Dunnos.

9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
“Oh, a girl?”

10. Do you have a significant other?
Yeah. Myself. -.-

11. Favorite TV show?
I don’t watch TV

12. Siblings?
Youngah sister. Jillian.

13. Height?
176cm at the last height check

14. Hair color?
Dyed it to black, if not, dark brown with white here and there :D

15. Eye Color?
Dark brown

16. Do you wear contacts?
Perfect eyesight!

17. Favorite Holiday?
Las year; to Philippines! The first time I went to my family’s “Secret Garden” and swam in a river! RIVER FTW!

18. Month?
March, BDAY TIEM

19. Have you ever cried for no reason?
No.

20. What was the last movie you watched?
HSM 3. ._.

21. Favorite Day of the Year?
March 2. BIRFDAY TIEM

22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
If I weren’t,
“OI YOU, GO OUT WITH ME LA.”

23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)?
._.

24. Hugs or Kisses?
Huggies! LOL DIAPERS.

25. Chocolate or Vanilla?
Vanilla. Chocolate can be quite choking and sickening at times D:

26. Do you want your friends to respond to this?
Not really.

27. Who is most likely to respond?
Anne, if you merge the two ‘n’s and add a L in front, it turns to Lame

28. Who is least likely to respond?
-names random person- Wesley, because he doesn’t even know my blog XD

29. What books are you reading?
World of Warcraft: War of Teh Ancients: Well of Eternity.

30. Piercings?
..Ew. Only crazy people with nothing to do pierce their bodies. Fuckin’ masochists.

31. Favorite movies?
CCS – TEH SEALED CARD

32. Favorite football Team?
I don’t watch football

33. What were u doing before this?
I was breathing, digesting, releasing heat, using energy and eating dinner.

34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?
Caramel. Or Extra BUTTAH

37. Dogs or cats?
Dogs.

38. Favorite flower?
Uhh.. *random* orange blossoms? :D
Hibiscus

39. Been caught doing something you weren’t supposed to do?
I got caught getting caught by someone. Do the math.

40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?
O_O Does uhh… close friends count?

41. Have you ever loved someone?
Your mum la. -.-

42. Who would you like to see right now?
God, so I can thank Him for a wonderful day today :D

43. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?
No… but I see them occasionally. I still remember some, Jordan, Giselle, Zoe, Jing Ting, just to name a few. OH AND AARON.

OH RIGHT, I KNEW VERONICA SINCE KINDERGARTEN! *high fives Veron*

44. Have you ever fired a gun?
I fired a gun at the guy who bought Siew Mai from 7 Eleven because he finished all the Siew Mai and there was nothing but instant noodles.

-.- I prefer Har Gao though.

45. Do you like to travel by plane?
Yes.

46. Right-handed or Left-handed?
Right. We live longer! :D -copies Jo-

-laughs at Anne-

47. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Two. One bolster.

48. Are you missing someone?
I’m missing…………. my OC! -huggles Zavius and Zavier-

49. Do you have a tattoo?
NO O_O.

50. Anybody on myspace that you’d go on a date with?
How bout yourspace? D:

Hehe

tinged with raw, uncontrolled magic

UBERSEME MARC TO THE UPDATING RESCUE! DA DA DA DAAAA!

-cough-

Today was a sleepy day. So much until my class was so quiet that it freaked my teacher out. Hee.

Fuck la, I forgot to do my Maths homework. (Golly, I sounded retarded)

Ever since I wrote my first yaoi, I have been venturing into this new genre. Hehehe. But enough of that, I don’t want to rape any little eyes.

Ghost Hunt was depressing. I’m not posting any spoilers here. Hee.

Oh, retro and I were roleplaying to Yaoi the whole day (hemhem) and it turned into some “I’M SO SEXY THAT..” war. Just like “YO MOMMA SO FAT..” wars. Just look:

-Marc. says:
*SQUIRREL SEX JUMP
*SEXY NO JUTSU

retroelectric -vivi- says:
*XDDDD

-Marc. says:
*O_O IM SEXY
*LOL WUT I JUST SAID THAT

retroelectric -vivi- says:
*>< NU I'M SECKSIER

-Marc. says:
*IM SO SEXY THAT I CAN RAPE TWINS AND STILL HAVE ROOM FOR MORE

retroelectric -vivi- says:
*I’M SO SECKSY THAT WHEN CADMUS TOUCHES ME HE FALLS TO THE GROUND IN THROES OF ORGASM NON STOP FOR 3 HOURS

-Marc. says:
*LOLWUT

retroelectric -vivi- says:
*:eyes: that’s why he refuses to touch me

-Marc. says:
*I’M SO SEXY THAT THE MOMENT I EVEN LOOK AT THE TWINS THEY GO FANGIRL AND MELT

retroelectric -vivi- says:
*MELT TO WHAT?

-Marc. says:
*PUDDLES OF FANGIRLING GOODNESS

retroelectric -vivi- says:
*HUH!
*WELL I’M SO SECKSY THAT WHEN I EVEN REVEAL AN INCH OF MY SKIN CADMUS, ECLIPSE AND AVICUS AND MARIUS WILL TURN TO PUDDLES OF VAMPIRIC GOO

-Marc. says:
*IM SO SEXY THAT I DONT EVEN NEED TO SHOW ANY OF MY SKIN
*BEFORE ALL YOUR OCs + MINE MELT INTO PUDDLES OF HORMONAL OVERLOAD
*hee hee hee >D

retroelectric -vivi- says:
*><
*I CANNOT THINK

-Marc. says:
*LOL
*IM SO SEXY THAT IF I SHOW A QUARTER OF AN INCH OF MY SKIN, ALL OF YOUR + MY OCs WOULD DIE OF EXTREME HORMONAL PRESSURE
*+++++++++++
*when I show all of my skin, they would die, go up to heaven, reincarnate, die and go up to heaven and reincarnate and die again ALL OF EXTREME PLEASURE
*thats how sexy i a
*am
*>D

-cough- Ciao.

energies uncontrolled, water, air and fire.

Short update post but the ubersemeish Marc. Hee hee.

Well, today was a delightful day. Aunt Lynette and her family (‘cept for Kor Brandon) came to my house for lunch. Uncle Hewson wouldn’t stop tickling me. =.=

So for lunch we had my mom’s fish head curry, fried chicken wings and her oh-so-delicious-it-makes-your-mouth-sink-into-ecstasy garlic buttered prawns with parsley. I dunno, maybe I ate like half a kilo of it. I’m a sucker for anything garlicky. =x

So I continued to watch Ghost Hunt (OMGYAY ANOTHER ANIME!) while evading tickling hands owned by youknowwho. So they left, and I went to make some melon ice pops. Hehe, brainfreeze pls.

SPOILERS AHEAD.

Oh, Ghost Hunt had this hilarious filler episode. It was this woman who attempted suicide (and failed, obviously, in a very hilarious way, XD) because of her unfaithful lover. Since she kept failing to commit suicide, she gave up and went home. On the way home, a cat ran out of the bushes and startled her, making her fall down and hit her head, and you guessed it, she died. Did I mention the look on her face when she died was comical to the point of my dropping my laptop in laughter? XD Damn funny la deh. Then she haunted the park where she met her lover, and continued to dump water on any couple she sees, in order to ”make them catch colds and die”. Lolwut. Then she possessed Masako, and the first thing she did was shout ‘ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS!” which made me drop on the ground laughing. She even made Masako sparkle. XD. Then the Ghost Hunt team asked her to pass on, and she did, but not before taking revenge on her lover. They followed him and fabricated lies about how the ghost was “haunting him” and that “she wanted to kill him”. So he got spooked and ran away. Hehe.

/SPOILERS

Hem. So I wrote a yaoi fic. Don’t kill me.

http://3differentpens.wordpress.com/marcs/one/

Warning: Mature, Yaoi, Twincest, Sexual Situations and Explicit Language.

I warned you. If you die by reading it, I’m not gonna be held responsible.

>_> Okay short update over. Ciao.